Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Let's Talk Politics!

Lattes at the ready!

We Heart The Latte Massive!

So like, you know who is totally evil?

Liberal cunts.

And guess who I love? Anyone like, totally left! Like the Greens! And Labor, when they're not acting all right wing! Make trade fair, mmmkay?

Oh, and can someone please lend me a copy of the John Butler Trio cd? I lost my copy at a protest march about, ummmm, I forget what. I think it was something to do with trees or abortion or something. I was too busy adjusting my beret to notice properly.

16 Comments:

Blogger Liam said...

If you can't adjust your beret properly, get an easier hat, and leave politics to those of us who know what we're doing in the headgear stakes.

May 24, 2005 10:49 AM  
Blogger Glen Fuller said...

...I prefer mochas. please don't discriminate aginst me on the basis of my cafe consumption.

May 24, 2005 10:52 AM  
Blogger Jess said...

If you're not going to be a proper lefty, Glen, we'll HAVE YOU KILLED! KILLED WITH PEACEFUL HUGS!

May 24, 2005 10:55 AM  
Blogger amy gardner said...

Is that fair trade coffee in the picture.

Because, you know, I don't want to, like, bring you down, but Nescafe kills babies....

May 24, 2005 11:40 AM  
Blogger elaine said...

so embarrassed. I am a stereotype.
I:
vote left.
work for lefty organisation.
drink soy coffee/chai.
wear birkenstocks.

fuck!
At least there's a club for dick heads like me who can't think enough to vote right.

Libs are such fuck-knuckles.

May 24, 2005 12:33 PM  
Blogger mark bahnisch said...

This is like totally better than Boltie's blog.

May 24, 2005 3:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You stole that beret. You stole that beret from ME.

It has the juice from manhair still on the band.

Soon you will look like Che Guevera!

hmm.. could be kinda cute.

- barista

May 24, 2005 3:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck the beret, dude, who drinks latte out of beer mug, you working-class palestine? Fyodor.

May 24, 2005 3:45 PM  
Anonymous Aaron Hewett said...

What about if you drink soy lattes? Surely the lefty latte set is open to those of us who suffer from lactose intolerance (but not any other type of intolerance, except directed at the Liberal, fascist kind)?

May 24, 2005 4:06 PM  
Blogger Jess said...

Soy lattes are IDEAL, Aaron.

To the point where we just assume that we don't need to SPECIFY the lattes are indeed made of soy, because it is simply a natural state. You will fit in a-ok!

Soy latte of hate? Don't mind if I do!

May 24, 2005 4:12 PM  
Blogger mark bahnisch said...

Soy lattes are good to sip when attending those tutorials of terrorism at Sydney Uni.

May 24, 2005 4:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chardonnay contains no animal products! How lefty is that.

May 24, 2005 5:00 PM  
Blogger cesare beccaria said...

I like the juxtaposition of 'Left' with the corporatist 'Pty Ltd'.

From my experience many a comrade would stare in bewilderment at a risk management strategy that including limiting liability.

I reckon you are frauds :P

May 31, 2005 5:26 PM  
Blogger Rhiannon said...

That's a cappucino. Latte's don't have sprinkled chocolate. And you call yourself a Leftie!

May 06, 2006 7:01 PM  
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