Let's Talk Politics!
Lattes at the ready!
So like, you know who is totally evil?
Liberal cunts.
And guess who I love? Anyone like, totally left! Like the Greens! And Labor, when they're not acting all right wing! Make trade fair, mmmkay?
Oh, and can someone please lend me a copy of the John Butler Trio cd? I lost my copy at a protest march about, ummmm, I forget what. I think it was something to do with trees or abortion or something. I was too busy adjusting my beret to notice properly.
So like, you know who is totally evil?
Liberal cunts.
And guess who I love? Anyone like, totally left! Like the Greens! And Labor, when they're not acting all right wing! Make trade fair, mmmkay?
Oh, and can someone please lend me a copy of the John Butler Trio cd? I lost my copy at a protest march about, ummmm, I forget what. I think it was something to do with trees or abortion or something. I was too busy adjusting my beret to notice properly.
posted by Jess at 10:28 AM
10 Comments:
If you're not going to be a proper lefty, Glen, we'll HAVE YOU KILLED! KILLED WITH PEACEFUL HUGS!
so embarrassed. I am a stereotype.
I:
vote left.
work for lefty organisation.
drink soy coffee/chai.
wear birkenstocks.
fuck!
At least there's a club for dick heads like me who can't think enough to vote right.
Libs are such fuck-knuckles.
You stole that beret. You stole that beret from ME.
It has the juice from manhair still on the band.
Soon you will look like Che Guevera!
hmm.. could be kinda cute.
- barista
Fuck the beret, dude, who drinks latte out of beer mug, you working-class palestine? Fyodor.
What about if you drink soy lattes? Surely the lefty latte set is open to those of us who suffer from lactose intolerance (but not any other type of intolerance, except directed at the Liberal, fascist kind)?
Soy lattes are IDEAL, Aaron.
To the point where we just assume that we don't need to SPECIFY the lattes are indeed made of soy, because it is simply a natural state. You will fit in a-ok!
Soy latte of hate? Don't mind if I do!
Chardonnay contains no animal products! How lefty is that.
That's a cappucino. Latte's don't have sprinkled chocolate. And you call yourself a Leftie!
nOBifb Nice Article.
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