Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Listen, Sisters!

Not shaving our underarms is a brave, intense step in our hardcore battle against The Man. For each hair that grows long enough to develop a gentle curl, The Man's war against womyn's rights is defeated a little more.


I stopped menstruating three years ago - and then I began femstruating.

Then I stopped using these...


... and began sewing these...

All natural COTTON, certainly NOT picked by a member of a minority group!!

... into my underwear.

I refuse to be penetrated by anything created by "THE MAN" or anything made of non-natural fibres.


(When did this become a filthy hippy cliche blog rather than a latte lefty blog? Oh, nevermind. FUCK THE CONSERVATIVES RIGHT UP THE CLACKER!)


Blogger Kim said...

Yeah, hippies are like so last revolution, comrade. I think we can be lefty rads and still dress like Marissa in the O.C. I heart her gender politics.

May 24, 2005 3:17 PM  
Blogger la nadine said...

fuck sewing anything into your underwear, comrade jess!

i vite we return to the old days of the women's tent, where we all sit on the grass for 5 days a month in menstrual harmony and spiritually connect with mother earth.

May 24, 2005 3:17 PM  
Blogger la nadine said...

*vows to stop riding on jess's coattails and let her blog in peace from now on*

*spells VOTE correctly*

May 24, 2005 3:17 PM  
Blogger Jess said...

If you stop riding me, I will weep.

I mean that in every sense.


Also, you are correct. The blog will be updated accordingly.

May 24, 2005 3:20 PM  
Blogger Glen Fuller said...

have you ever had your armpits licked?

it is an untapped erogeneous zone that can be sexed to break the patriachial three-course-meal overcoding of desire on to the womyn body into the hegemonic tits, arse, and pussy subsumed by the phalus and logo-phalic order.

Raise those arms in militant solidarity and get a fuckin tongue into it.

i expect everyone to get their non-nuclear-family friends-who-have-sex-after-lattes fuck-buddies to lick some serious armpit this evening. get it nice and juicy. yeah.

you'll love it. when it gets boring, experiment with spicying up the armpit with warm herbal tea chais and lick the drips as they run off sexy unshaved femihair.

May 24, 2005 3:30 PM  
Blogger Kim said...

Hey - Glen this is a womyn's space!

ps - I think yr being serious, yeah? Perverted postmodernist lefties!

May 24, 2005 3:32 PM  
Blogger Kim said...

I'm stickin to my socialist-feminist Marxist lovin...

May 24, 2005 3:33 PM  
Blogger mark bahnisch said...

What would the left be without incomprehensible internecine disputes? Share the love, comrades!

May 24, 2005 3:34 PM  
Blogger Glen Fuller said...


the humour extends from recent experience with a bourgie lefty (paraphrasing):

her: "go down"
me: yep, no worries
"no, here"
your armpit?
"yeah" [moans...]

i decided not to lick armpit, but I am sure there are true believers who would love it.

May 24, 2005 3:48 PM  
Blogger Kim said...

Yr loss, Glen.

May 24, 2005 3:57 PM  
Blogger Glen Fuller said...

you a bit of a closet armpit licker, kim?

:P V <--the fold.
:P 1 <--logocentric order.
:P Y <--armpit licking. a bit of Y not?

May 24, 2005 4:03 PM  
Blogger mark bahnisch said...

Isn't everyone, Glen? Where's your sense of polymorphous perversity? Why be closeted? I've known about sexing armpits for years. Didn't anyone give you the Leftie kama sutra?

May 24, 2005 4:16 PM  
Blogger cesare beccaria said...

Glen - thank you for opening me up to the wonderful world of armpit licking.

May 31, 2005 5:21 PM  
Blogger Monkey Girl said...

I agree. My vadge has been much happier since I stopped shoving those wads of imitation cotton/dunno-what in her. Let it flow baby. Its a good monthly cleaning-out system. Plus there's something so empowering feeling that oozing, hot liquid feeling.. reminds you of the power of womanhood, connects you to the cycles of death, birth & rebirth... and all that. Viva la revolucion! xx

July 27, 2005 11:17 AM  
Blogger Janice said...

I hate rag week and the pms that comes before it.

September 24, 2005 4:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

at www.girlpits.com we have plaent of armpit lickers its a great fetish

January 12, 2006 10:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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February 21, 2007 10:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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March 16, 2007 5:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wacko wemen give fem's a bad name

November 05, 2007 5:17 PM  

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